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David's Darkest Secret

So you told your mom I can't masturbate properly?

December 2, 202121:10Jason
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David20:51
were you wearing your best friend's underwear?
Jason20:55
No, I mean, this isn't that embarrassing, but I shoot so many blanks that they had to take me to surgery for me to like, oh, whoa, be able to pee correctly. What?
David21:05
How I mean, that's not embarrassing now, but that's embarrassing. I could imagine how embarrassing that is being in the doctor's office.
Jason21:10
So you told your mom I can't masturbate properly?
Jason21:12
No, I mean, it hurt to pee and they figured out it was because—
Jason21:16
they fix it?
David21:17
Yeah, because you would jerk off so much.