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David's Darkest Secret
No, but a lot of kids would shoot blanks. That was normal.
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They're gonna leave that out. They're gonna leave that out. They're literally gonna be like, he did that when? Yesterday?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're fucked.
I don't know, I think I've told this before. I started masturbating so early in life that I would shoot blanks. Did you masturbate that early or not?
No, but a lot of kids would shoot blanks. That was normal.
I would shoot so many blanks that—
were you wearing your best friend's underwear?
No, I mean, this isn't that embarrassing, but I shoot so many blanks that they had to take me to surgery for me to like, oh, whoa, be able to pee correctly. What?