David's Darkest Secret

It was in her room. No, no, there's no one home. And I was grabbing something, you're like, yeah, I tried the sliding glass door, maybe unlocked. So then I went upstairs and I was in your room and I saw the thing, and it was like one of those situations where you like, you're going to grab the thing and you, you grab it and then you look to the left and you're like, girl's underwear. Like, I've never seen something like this. Like, never, you know what I mean? Yeah, like, this is like way before my time. This is like 2 years before I even found like girls attractive. And I was like, I gotta fucking put them on. I was like, I don't— I don't know what this experience—