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And I respond, no fucking way. Yeah. And I respond in all caps, hahaha. And she goes, and a face cleanser. Cleanser mini. And then I don't respond for a minute, and she goes, ha, fuck me, how? God damn it. And she goes, I had no idea. She goes, I just watched a TikTok and it said it's safe and makes your vagina smell like roses. And then I said, no need to explain yourself, Natalie, we all know it's stinky down there. So you were getting a vagina cleanser to make it smell better?

December 2, 20211:27David
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Jason1:22
I thought I was texting Reggie.
David1:24
She thought she was texting her assistant.
Jason1:26
No way.
David1:27
And I respond, no fucking way. Yeah. And I respond in all caps, hahaha. And she goes, and a face cleanser. Cleanser mini. And then I don't respond for a minute, and she goes, ha, fuck me, how? God damn it. And she goes, I had no idea. She goes, I just watched a TikTok and it said it's safe and makes your vagina smell like roses. And then I said, no need to explain yourself, Natalie, we all know i…
Jason1:54
I saw this, I saw a TikTok literally 2 seconds before I texted that screenshot.
David1:58
That's the most embarrassing thing to send.
Jason1:59
It's embarrassing.