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David's Darkest Secret

She thought she was texting her assistant.

December 2, 20211:24David
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Jason1:08
No, boric acid.
David1:09
Oh, it's called Boric Life, and, and it's like a weed. It's, yeah, it's in cursive, and it's, it's to promote vaginal balance and supports odor control. And she texts me and she goes, can you find this for me today?
Jason1:22
I thought I was texting Reggie.
David1:24
She thought she was texting her assistant.
Jason1:26
No way.
David1:27
And I respond, no fucking way. Yeah. And I respond in all caps, hahaha. And she goes, and a face cleanser. Cleanser mini. And then I don't respond for a minute, and she goes, ha, fuck me, how? God damn it. And she goes, I had no idea. She goes, I just watched…
Jason1:54
I saw this, I saw a TikTok literally 2 seconds before I texted that screenshot.