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David's Darkest Secret

No, no, no, it's just 'cause I know I needed to do the sink process after. But there's one time I was sitting on the sink and I was like splashing water into my ass and my mom opened the door. And I remember it was like, it was embarrassing, but I know she understood 'cause she's the one that taught me it. But it was still like, she taught me like 6 years prior. Oh, you know what?

December 2, 202110:12David
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Jason10:05
That's why?
David10:05
'Cause I know that that would create problems.
Jason10:07
I knew that you didn't want to go number 2 in public ever, but I thought it was just 'cause like you were embarrassed of the smell or something.
David10:12
No, no, no, it's just 'cause I know I needed to do the sink process after. But there's one time I was sitting on the sink and I was like splashing water into my ass and my mom opened the door. And I remember it was like, it was embarrassing, but I know she understood 'cause she's the one that taught me it. But it was still like, she taught me like 6 years prior. Oh, you know what?
Jason10:31
What?
David10:31
Actually not too far after that happened, my mom bought flushable wipes. So I think that was like the turning point.
Jason10:36
No, she probably went down to your dad.