David’s Crush on an Older Woman

Because like, I don't know why I was on it, because like, I'm like, I may have a chance. Maybe she's like into younger guys.

Yeah.

And I was just like, someone just needs to like set me straight here because I'm in make-believe land right now. Because, because I was genuinely, I was like Googling her and I'm like, what are her hobbies? Like, I was like, I was like, fuck, I like horticult…

She like— she like— she set the standard of person that I want to like marry.

I saw Scarlett Johansson too.

I was like, yeah, both beautiful women. Oh, I mean, to be fair, everybody on the Avengers cast is just a beautiful person.