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David’s Crush on an Older Woman
And I was just like, someone just needs to like set me straight here because I'm in make-believe land right now. Because, because I was genuinely, I was like Googling her and I'm like, what are her hobbies? Like, I was like, I was like, fuck, I like horticulture. Yeah. I was like, oh, she likes the environment. Fuck it, I'm gonna go plant 7 trees tomorrow. No, but I— she's very pretty and she just—
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Yeah, you called me around 1:00 a.m. when you were like, so just be straight with me, I'm not gonna be with Natalie Portman ever. I'm in my bed in the dark on FaceTime. I'm like I'm like, no, it was 1:30.
Because like, I don't know why I was on it, because like, I'm like, I may have a chance. Maybe she's like into younger guys.
Yeah.
And I was just like, someone just needs to like set me straight here because I'm in make-believe land right now. Because, because I was genuinely, I was like Googling her and I'm like, what are her hobbies? Like, I was like, I was like, fuck, I like horticulture. Yeah. I was like, oh, she likes the environment. Fuck it, I'm gonna go plant 7 trees tomorrow. No, but I— she's very pretty and she jus…
I don't know, she has like a glow about her.
She like— she like— she set the standard of person that I want to like marry.
I saw Scarlett Johansson too.