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David’s Crush on an Older Woman
Because like, I don't know why I was on it, because like, I'm like, I may have a chance. Maybe she's like into younger guys.
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This one's pretty crazy, but I know you're gonna be off it soon.
I know I will be off it, but after I— Joe can attest to this, but like I was editing last night and I just couldn't stop thinking about her. It was fucking weird.
Yeah, you called me around 1:00 a.m. when you were like, so just be straight with me, I'm not gonna be with Natalie Portman ever. I'm in my bed in the dark on FaceTime. I'm like I'm like, no, it was 1:30.
Because like, I don't know why I was on it, because like, I'm like, I may have a chance. Maybe she's like into younger guys.
Yeah.
And I was just like, someone just needs to like set me straight here because I'm in make-believe land right now. Because, because I was genuinely, I was like Googling her and I'm like, what are her hobbies? Like, I was like, I was like, fuck, I like horticult…
I don't know, she has like a glow about her.