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David’s Crush on an Older Woman
This one's pretty crazy, but I know you're gonna be off it soon.
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No, I do this.
You have crushes, you have celebrity crushes from time to time.
I do, but this one was crazy.
This one's pretty crazy, but I know you're gonna be off it soon.
I know I will be off it, but after I— Joe can attest to this, but like I was editing last night and I just couldn't stop thinking about her. It was fucking weird.
Yeah, you called me around 1:00 a.m. when you were like, so just be straight with me, I'm not gonna be with Natalie Portman ever. I'm in my bed in the dark on FaceTime. I'm like I'm like, no, it was 1:30.
Because like, I don't know why I was on it, because like, I'm like, I may have a chance. Maybe she's like into younger guys.