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David’s Crush on an Older Woman
The first second I saw her, I was like, this is— one of the prettiest women I've ever seen in my entire life. And, and then I went straight to Google. I Googled how old she was. She's 37. I'm like, that's not horrible. Then I found out she's fucking married. And then guess what? This morning I found out she has 2 kids. So I already know that she's had sex with the guy. So that's, so that's out the window. And they've had—
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X-Men. Sam Jackson wasn't there.
What was he going to say? What was cool was I saw Natalie Portman, and I didn't know I liked Natalie Portman until I saw Natalie Portman. She was like the last person to walk on the carpet, and I didn't know— I didn't really know that she was in the movies. S…
Yeah, you shut down when she walked by a couple times.
The first second I saw her, I was like, this is— one of the prettiest women I've ever seen in my entire life. And, and then I went straight to Google. I Googled how old she was. She's 37. I'm like, that's not horrible. Then I found out she's fucking married. And then guess what? This morning I found out she has 2 kids. So I already know that she's had sex with the guy. So that's, so that's out th…
so you're saying you think she's had sex with her husband at least twice?
Yeah. So it's, um, it's pretty brutal.
Are you okay? Are you dealing with this?