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Yeah, he was. He was just talking about it, how like he was, um, he was going through his lottery tickets. Yeah, he got back from work, he heard the winner was in Wisconsin, and, um, he lived in Wisconsin, so he didn't really think much of it. He's going through the tickets, he went through all of them, and he didn't win. And then he moved the tickets from his right hand to his left hand, and he noticed that one of the tickets was stuck to the other ticket. So he unpeeled it and he read the tickets, the numbers, and they matched up and he couldn't believe it. I mean, isn't that insane? What does that feel like, winning the lottery?
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As I sit in my giant house with the Ferrari in the garage.
Um, there's this guy in Wisconsin. Yeah, that just won, um, $734 million. Oh wow, isn't that crazy?
Was he on TV?
Yeah, he was. He was just talking about it, how like he was, um, he was going through his lottery tickets. Yeah, he got back from work, he heard the winner was in Wisconsin, and, um, he lived in Wisconsin, so he didn't really think much of it. He's going through the tickets, he went through all of them, and he didn't win. And then he moved the tickets from his right hand to his left hand, and he…
I don't know.
I would want to win the lottery just so I have a good vlog. Like, I'll give the money back, but I just want— like, I want to be able to go to my friends and be like, I just won the lottery. Like, what the fuck would they say?
People would be very upset.