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David’s Crush on an Older Woman

Oh my god. Oh god, I could—

April 26, 201915:46Jason
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David15:16
Yeah, and you're good to go. I just can't imagine like seeing your car leave and then, and then you going out and be like, where the fuck are you? Where are you? I need to get to work. And it's like dropping someone off and it's like, I'm sorry, sir. And then…
Jason15:39
The people who watch my videos.
David15:40
Yes, they do put up with a lot. But no, the mothers, the mothers in everyone's lives. Where would you be without your mom, Jace?
Jason15:46
Oh my god. Oh god, I could—
David15:48
God knows. No, god, I don't know where I would be without your mom either. No, but moms are the best. And if you want to surprise your mom for Mother's Day because it's coming up, you have to use this sort of roses. You have no other options because I'm makin…
Jason16:19
They sent me flowers to give to my mom because she was in town. They were gorgeous. Yeah, they were like ridiculous. No, I don't get excited about flowers.
David16:28
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