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David’s Crush on an Older Woman

Yeah, and you're good to go. I just can't imagine like seeing your car leave and then, and then you going out and be like, where the fuck are you? Where are you? I need to get to work. And it's like dropping someone off and it's like, I'm sorry, sir. And then it like has to hurry back into your driveway. I can't imagine watching my car drive back into the driveway by itself and me getting back. That's gonna be so crazy. Let's talk about the real heroes for a second.

April 26, 201915:16David
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Jason15:06
I mean, Uber drivers don't make a lot, but yeah, I mean, I guess— I guess if you're not in there, it's pretty good money.
David15:11
Imagine that, you're not You're not— yeah, you're not in there.
Jason15:15
Stock it with water and gum.
David15:16
Yeah, and you're good to go. I just can't imagine like seeing your car leave and then, and then you going out and be like, where the fuck are you? Where are you? I need to get to work. And it's like dropping someone off and it's like, I'm sorry, sir. And then it like has to hurry back into your driveway. I can't imagine watching my car drive back into the driveway by itself and me getting back. T…
Jason15:39
The people who watch my videos.
David15:40
Yes, they do put up with a lot. But no, the mothers, the mothers in everyone's lives. Where would you be without your mom, Jace?
Jason15:46
Oh my god. Oh god, I could—