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David’s Crush on an Older Woman

Yeah, I masturbate, I just start crying. No, I've been, um, I've been crying a lot when I finish my videos. I'm just like, so— I get so happy. Yeah, you cry from joy and I just start crying. Yeah, I'm just like, this is gonna sound so cheesy, but like, I just get— I hate using this word because it's like genuinely like the cheesiest word. I'm just so thankful for like being able to do this. I just like, I just burst into tears. Yeah, after a video is up, I go, I cannot believe that this is my job and I just did that and I get to do it again, and I'm just like, please, like, please God, give me, give me at least a couple more videos before like I'm like thrown off this earth or something. I love, I love doing what I do. Oh my god.

April 26, 201912:56David
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Jason12:36
When you woke up this morning, was it the first thing you thought of?
David12:39
Yes. Yeah, it wasn't even when I woke up this morning, it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and cried in my bathtub. Yeah, you know, I did— I'd actually cry yesterday. I've been crying a lot when I finish editing my videos.
Jason12:52
They said I've been crying a lot when I finish.
David12:56
Yeah, I masturbate, I just start crying. No, I've been, um, I've been crying a lot when I finish my videos. I'm just like, so— I get so happy. Yeah, you cry from joy and I just start crying. Yeah, I'm just like, this is gonna sound so cheesy, but like, I just get— I hate using this word because it's like genuinely like the cheesiest word. I'm just so thankful for like being able to do this. I jus…
Jason13:38
Yeah, I cry sometimes when I think about all of us and how I have all you as friends because I don't know what I would be doing otherwise. Yeah, apart from the fact that I have a job, but the fact that I get to hang out with you guys.
David13:49
No, this is the best job in the world. Yeah, I'm so happy. Well, okay, enough about emotions. Let's talk about some real heated shit. Do you see, um, Elon Musk had a, um— I didn't watch it, so forgive me if I'm completely wrong, but he had a, um, what is it c…
Jason14:09
Sure.