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David’s Crush on an Older Woman

When you woke up this morning, was it the first thing you thought of?

April 26, 201912:36Jason
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David12:06
Congrats on your life. Congrats on your career. You deserve it. You're stunning, and I'm glad— I hear you're doing a lot with environment.
Jason12:13
If you would get a chance to know me, I think you would really like me, but seems like you— it's not gonna happen.
David12:19
Seems like you checked out pretty early. Getting married at 37 is not the move I would go with, but whatever you want to do. No, that's— I'm glad I have like a, like a, like a proper crazy like older woman celebrity crush, because I've always wanted one and I…
Jason12:36
When you woke up this morning, was it the first thing you thought of?
David12:39
Yes. Yeah, it wasn't even when I woke up this morning, it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and cried in my bathtub. Yeah, you know, I did— I'd actually cry yesterday. I've been crying a lot when I finish editing my videos.
Jason12:52
They said I've been crying a lot when I finish.
David12:56
Yeah, I masturbate, I just start crying. No, I've been, um, I've been crying a lot when I finish my videos. I'm just like, so— I get so happy. Yeah, you cry from joy and I just start crying. Yeah, I'm just like, this is gonna sound so cheesy, but like, I just…