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David’s Crush on an Older Woman
If you would get a chance to know me, I think you would really like me, but seems like you— it's not gonna happen.
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Oh my God, yeah, they were— we went to a birthday party once. Yeah, holy crap, it was, um, there was like these— I don't know, it was like, it was a birthday party of someone. Yeah, and there were these like 3 moms and they were just like, why don't you— and…
Who gives a fuck? Would you like to? Say anything to her now? Take this opportunity.
Congrats on your life. Congrats on your career. You deserve it. You're stunning, and I'm glad— I hear you're doing a lot with environment.
If you would get a chance to know me, I think you would really like me, but seems like you— it's not gonna happen.
Seems like you checked out pretty early. Getting married at 37 is not the move I would go with, but whatever you want to do. No, that's— I'm glad I have like a, like a, like a proper crazy like older woman celebrity crush, because I've always wanted one and I…
When you woke up this morning, was it the first thing you thought of?
Yes. Yeah, it wasn't even when I woke up this morning, it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and cried in my bathtub. Yeah, you know, I did— I'd actually cry yesterday. I've been crying a lot when I finish editing my videos.