David’s Crush on an Older Woman

Oh my God, yeah, they were— we went to a birthday party once. Yeah, holy crap, it was, um, there was like these— I don't know, it was like, it was a birthday party of someone. Yeah, and there were these like 3 moms and they were just like, why don't you— and it was just the 3 moms talking to me, the husbands were in the kitchen, and they were like touching my chest and everything. They're like, why don't you stay for a little bit longer? And she was like, let's go to the tennis court, you want to play with some balls? Let's play with some. And she and it was like out of— it was out of a movie. I didn't think it was real. Yeah. And they were hitting on me. That was crazy to me. That was a surreal experience. I felt like 12 years old being hit on by someone. I felt really uncomfortable, but really, really good about myself. But yeah, no, Natalie Portman, cool person. I know it'll never be. I wish— I wish her the best. He seems great.