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David's Audition for Marvel!!
If I told you— how about this? If I told you— if I told you we're in Sherman Oaks, right? That's where we live. And there's a lion that's in the same town as you right now. Yeah. And I'll give you $10 million. You have to avoid him for 24 hours. But he knows— he can see through walls. He knows exactly where you are. Yeah. And you can't lock yourself into anywhere. Yeah, and you have to stay in this like town, but you have 24 hours. Would you do it? It's a lion.
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Yeah. I taunt that motherfucker. I go on social media, I'd be like, here I am, bitch. I'm in fucking Dave Buster's. Try and come find me.
I know, but at one point you're gonna be sleeping and the snail's gonna come into your bed. Bullshit. Okay, fuck it. I don't know why I'm arguing.
Oh, when you're asleep, it'll— I'd hire somebody with the money to watch out for the snail. So let's say the snail gets to the bedroom, you're like, yo, wake up, wake up, snail's here. And then we just fucking jump over him because he's a little snail. I ain'…
If I told you— how about this? If I told you— if I told you we're in Sherman Oaks, right? That's where we live. And there's a lion that's in the same town as you right now. Yeah. And I'll give you $10 million. You have to avoid him for 24 hours. But he knows— he can see through walls. He knows exactly where you are. Yeah. And you can't lock yourself into anywhere. Yeah, and you have to stay in th…
Um, does he have Uber? Yeah.
Ah, the lion's not getting the only pool, so he can only Uber pool places. So he does have to stop at another place to pick up other people.
The lion's not getting in any Uber, first of all. Okay, there's no way any guy is gonna like pick up a lion.