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David’s Assistant Called Him Crying

And at the lost and found, I found my old sweatshirt, the one I've been looking for.

January 3, 20229:42David
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David9:31
Dude, that is so cool.
Ilya9:32
Okay, and then I grabbed her AirPods up and I threw them out.
Jason9:36
Hey, I grabbed it, I bring them to the front desk and I leave them for lost and found. And let's hear the story.
David9:42
And at the lost and found, I found my old sweatshirt, the one I've been looking for.
Jason9:47
So I pick up the AirPods and I go looking through Lifetime. It's huge. And I find her and she's on the StairMaster with her friend. And I just walked over and I just go, I go, hey, "Are these yours?" Like that. And she couldn't have been a bigger asshole.
David10:04
Oh.
Jason10:06
She just goes, "What?!" Like that. And I go, "Your case. Is this your AirPod case?" She's like, "No?" And I was like, "Oh, oh." "What the fuck?" "OK." Oh, this story sucks.