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David Pays $50,000 For Your Wedding

Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? Fuck him. This guy was a dick and what he did was illegal. So you know what? I already gave it to him in person. I was a little worried because I was in handcuffs, and every time I've been handcuffed, those handcuffs have never come off and said, "Okay, it's your lucky day." I've never experienced that up until today, so that was pretty cool. I thought for sure, I'm like, "All right, I'm gonna at least spend the night tonight," you know. But they took them off. They took my friend, and his charges weren't that serious, so he got out, you know, bailed him out right away. And yeah, things are good now and it's just another piece of content for David, you know. It's insane to me that this is what—

June 14, 201923:38Jason
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David23:32
They checked the balcony first and they didn't notice him behind the couch.
Jason23:35
Yeah.
David23:37
Oh my god. Wow.
Jason23:38
Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? Fuck him. This guy was a dick and what he did was illegal. So you know what? I already gave it to him in person. I was a little worried because I was in handcuffs, and every time I've been handcuffed, those handcuffs have never come off and said, "Okay, it's your lucky day." I've never experienced that up until today, so that was pretty cool. I thought for sure, I'm…
David24:16
What's insane to me that this happened 12 hours ago.
Jason24:20
Is it already 6?
David24:21
Yeah, it's 6. It happened 12 hours ago. You had this encounter at 6 in the morning. I was napping. I was having a beautiful sleep dreaming about, I don't know what I was dreaming about, tooth fairies. And you're being—