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David Pays $50,000 For Your Wedding
So then I say, I'll get my ID, stay right here. They say, we don't trust you. If you leave this door right now, we're gonna shoot you. If we don't trust that, you think you're gonna get a gun. So if you leave this door right now, we're gonna bust in and we'll pull our guns out on you. So I said, "Okay, why don't you try Googling me? 'Cause I'm famous, buddy." And they said, "Well, it doesn't work like that," and they busted me.
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They accused you of being the guy they were looking for.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then I say, I'll get my ID, stay right here. They say, we don't trust you. If you leave this door right now, we're gonna shoot you. If we don't trust that, you think you're gonna get a gun. So if you leave this door right now, we're gonna bust in and we'll pull our guns out on you. So I said, "Okay, why don't you try Googling me? 'Cause I'm famous, buddy." And they said, "Well, it doesn't work…
What did you think he was gonna say? "Oh, okay. Chief, we gotta Google him.
He's a YouTuber." I love how David adapts my accent when we talk about these stories.
Well, when I think of cops, I think of New Yorkers.