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Ogle. Yeah. Like, I want him to be like, ooh, at a stripper or something. Like, that'd be funny for the video. And I said, no, no, don't worry. He has a crush on Natalie. And I was, I was so glad Natalie was around. And then Jason, Jason sneaks a picture of Natalie and he goes, well, the stripper's all here then. And, and dude, and it worked like fucking clockwork. He went on. Once he like got under the drugs from the wisdom teeth, I asked him in private, I was like, I was like, do you like Natalie? And he goes, yep. He like, and this is like shit he's been holding back from me for like a really, like, like he's been holding it from Natalie for a long time. Now, can you come here? Ilya's been, Ilya like a couple months ago told me about like his crush on Natalie and he's like, you think there's any chance that she likes me? And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. And then even Dima, our other friend, would call me. He's like, dude, Ilya keeps talking about fucking Natalie. Can you just please tell her that he has a crush on her? Natalie, did you know that he had a crush on you?

June 14, 201910:57David
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Natalie10:21
That says a lot about your mental state.
David10:24
That's not right. Yeah, no, I agree. I don't think I'm in the right spot. I definitely need help. We had our friend Ilya's wisdom teeth taken out the other day. Yeah, that was so funny. Ilya, Ilya's like my really close friend. It was me, Jason, and Natalie t…
Natalie10:56
Ogle.
David10:57
Ogle. Yeah. Like, I want him to be like, ooh, at a stripper or something. Like, that'd be funny for the video. And I said, no, no, don't worry. He has a crush on Natalie. And I was, I was so glad Natalie was around. And then Jason, Jason sneaks a picture of Natalie and he goes, well, the stripper's all here then. And, and dude, and it worked like fucking clockwork. He went on. Once he like got un…
Natalie11:52
Not to the extent that he apparently did. Yeah, I always thought like, you know, he's a guy, I'm a girl. Why? Oh, it's not that cute. Um, no, but not as much as he did. And when Dima like stepped into the conversation, was like, dude, we can't talk about this…
David12:09
Oh yeah, no, it's totally real. He would bring up having a crush on you all the time.
Natalie12:13
Really?