David Owes Them a Million Dollars

No, but Zane fucking borrowed $60,000 from me, and he still hasn't paid me back. Guys, please tweet me if any of your friends have borrowed $60,000 from you. What is this? Zane was just sitting at his computer and he turns to me, he's like, "Oh, David, can I borrow $60,000 real quick?" Really quick. It's been a month and a half. And then the other day he was talking about his account and he was like saying how much he had in there and Dave was like, "Is that with my 60?" He's like, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah." I asked him 'cause like for taxes I was wondering how much he's gonna have to pay and he's like, I'm like, "How much money you have in there?" And he's like, I don't know, he said a number. I'm like, oh, so that— that— is that with my income, or is that with my money? He's like, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, so Zane, if you're listening to this, give me my money back. Um, I need to pay for—