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David Meets The New Love Of His Life

I'm like, me neither. I only have like 5 numbers in here, which is the roommates. And it's this. This is the last text that was sent 3 days ago and it's titled inappropriate groomsmen songs. And someone goes, hear me out. We blast a Diddy song and one person gets a beer poured on them to signify getting covered in baby oil. "Could be the move, IDK." And then someone responds, who I also don't have their number saved, "Who's getting the beer poured on?" And then the guy responds, "Someone's gotta volunteer as tribute." Okay, even more unhinged idea, which is why are we talking about these ideas? But he goes, "Play an R. Kelly song. One groomsmen slides in and then everyone else stands over him pouring their beer on him. 'Cause you know, he peed on people.'" Mike has not responded to any of these texts. The groom is probably like, "What the fuck is going on? Why is this happening? Why is this discourse happening?" So that's what's going on there. I'm really excited.

May 29, 202532:01David
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Natalie31:51
Just like they sent. I don't even know.
David31:52
Like, I mean, if I read you this, you're going to be like, wait, what? Why is this? Why are they talking about this?
Natalie31:58
And I don't have anyone's numbers either. So I have no idea who's saying what. Me neither.
David32:01
I'm like, me neither. I only have like 5 numbers in here, which is the roommates. And it's this. This is the last text that was sent 3 days ago and it's titled inappropriate groomsmen songs. And someone goes, hear me out. We blast a Diddy song and one person gets a beer poured on them to signify getting covered in baby oil. "Could be the move, IDK." And then someone responds, who I also don't hav…
Jason32:52
Yeah, you should go out and you should really like— because you're from like LA, you should really like ingratiate yourself with both sides of the family and say hello. That's the best thing you can do, you know?
Natalie33:03
What about your walkout with your bridesmaid? Usually like when you get to the actual ceremony, it's gonna be Let's Get It Started.
Jason33:09
I'm—