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David Meets The New Love Of His Life
Okay, so don't bring the fold-out chair. Yeah.
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You're the one guy in a soccer chair.
Yeah, dude, standing is why I quit religion. I told you this before, right? Like when I would go to church and I'd have to stand to worship, I was like, I can't do this anymore. If church was sitting down the entire time, I would have fallen even harder into…
The big thing you need to worry about, just make sure that none of the attention goes on to you during that 15 minutes.
Okay, so don't bring the fold-out chair. Yeah.
Don't you go. Come, don't make any noise, don't shuffle. That's what I would think if I was in your shoes. I'd be like, okay, I love attention, but this is not the time. This is the one time, okay, where I need to like make this not about me and be respectful…
Yeah, so I shouldn't wear like my diamond necklace that says best man?
Yeah, don't wear the clock Flavor Flav gave you. Yeah, sorry.