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David Meets The New Love Of His Life
Yeah, dude, standing is why I quit religion. I told you this before, right? Like when I would go to church and I'd have to stand to worship, I was like, I can't do this anymore. If church was sitting down the entire time, I would have fallen even harder into religion where I am now. Yeah. And now I've realized that you can worship sitting down. I just don't go to church, but I'm worried about having to stand behind him for so long.
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Yeah, you're going to stand up there. We're all going to be looking at you.
It's not even that. I have to stand for a certain amount of time, like 10, 15 minutes fully standing. I've been setting Mike things. Have you ever seen when gardeners wear those things on their knees? They're like knee pads that allow you to sit while you pul…
You're the one guy in a soccer chair.
Yeah, dude, standing is why I quit religion. I told you this before, right? Like when I would go to church and I'd have to stand to worship, I was like, I can't do this anymore. If church was sitting down the entire time, I would have fallen even harder into religion where I am now. Yeah. And now I've realized that you can worship sitting down. I just don't go to church, but I'm worried about hav…
The big thing you need to worry about, just make sure that none of the attention goes on to you during that 15 minutes.
Okay, so don't bring the fold-out chair. Yeah.
Don't you go. Come, don't make any noise, don't shuffle. That's what I would think if I was in your shoes. I'd be like, okay, I love attention, but this is not the time. This is the one time, okay, where I need to like make this not about me and be respectful…