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David Meets Spongebob
Remember what happened last time you worked out? You couldn't walk for like 2 days.
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I'm gonna fuck up your ass. Shit. I'm gonna— oh man, oh man, I can't wait for 2 or 3 years after my fucking Nutrisystem cycle is up. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. I'm gonna get a Bowflex machine in my fucking room.
Nutrisystem for people that are like 400 pounds.
Whatever. I'm going to combine all of those.
Remember what happened last time you worked out? You couldn't walk for like 2 days.
What are you talking about? Because I went hard from the beginning. No, there was 4 sets of 30 sit-ups. Okay, you guys are throwing around a lot of different numbers, which means you guys weren't paying attention to how many I was actually doing.
Remember when you passive-aggressively got rid of your trainer over the course of like 2 months?
Wait, how did that happen?