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David Meets Spongebob
Yeah, 4 minutes later he's eating them. You don't know where those have fucking been. We were all talking, it was me, Jeff, and Ilya in the car, like talking about the protest, and I haven't heard anything from Ilya in a while. And then all I hear is like his mouth full and he's going, anybody have water? And I look back and there's yellow frosting on his nose and chocolate all over his mouth. And I'm like, are you fucking eating the stolen merchandise? The fuck are you doing? Um, so yeah, and I didn't like that. I was like, dude, Spit it out.
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And then some dude gives us cupcakes, right?
Yeah, this dude walked up to my car and, and we were driving and And I'm in the passenger seat and he walks up to the car and he's like, you want a cupcake? And I'm like, are they stolen? And he's like, no, I paid $10 for them. Like, as the Vons behind him is…
First off, he got mad at me for eating one of those.
Yeah, 4 minutes later he's eating them. You don't know where those have fucking been. We were all talking, it was me, Jeff, and Ilya in the car, like talking about the protest, and I haven't heard anything from Ilya in a while. And then all I hear is like his mouth full and he's going, anybody have water? And I look back and there's yellow frosting on his nose and chocolate all over his mouth. An…
Whatever. So we pull up to your house. I'm like, Dave, take a— take a package. Help me carry these cupcakes inside. The gate was closed, so he puts them down next to the gate. The gate opens. We both like kind of walk towards the door. I'm like, yo, we should…
That's where the garbage is.
It's not where the garbage is.