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Yeah, this dude walked up to my car and, and we were driving and And I'm in the passenger seat and he walks up to the car and he's like, you want a cupcake? And I'm like, are they stolen? And he's like, no, I paid $10 for them. Like, as the Vons behind him is literally on fire. And, and, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm good, thank you. And he's like, oh wait, you're David Dobrik, here, take all the cupcakes. And he put all the cupcakes into my lap and then I put them in the back seat cuz I was like, fuck, I don't want anybody to see me with these stolen cupcakes. Yeah, these hot cupcakes. Yeah. And then, and then what else?

June 8, 20206:28David
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Ilya6:20
Yeah, you know what pisses me off about David? Let me tell you a story. Tell me. That fucking happened. We went to the protest with Jeff the other day, right?
Jason6:26
Yeah.
Ilya6:26
And then some dude gives us cupcakes, right?
David6:28
Yeah, this dude walked up to my car and, and we were driving and And I'm in the passenger seat and he walks up to the car and he's like, you want a cupcake? And I'm like, are they stolen? And he's like, no, I paid $10 for them. Like, as the Vons behind him is literally on fire. And, and, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm good, thank you. And he's like, oh wait, you're David Dobrik, here, take all t…
Ilya6:58
First off, he got mad at me for eating one of those.
David7:00
Yeah, 4 minutes later he's eating them. You don't know where those have fucking been. We were all talking, it was me, Jeff, and Ilya in the car, like talking about the protest, and I haven't heard anything from Ilya in a while. And then all I hear is like his…
Ilya7:27
Whatever. So we pull up to your house. I'm like, Dave, take a— take a package. Help me carry these cupcakes inside. The gate was closed, so he puts them down next to the gate. The gate opens. We both like kind of walk towards the door. I'm like, yo, we should…