David Meets Spongebob

That's why people go to clubs, is to have fun and like I mean, everyone has their reasons, but like, a big reason of going to clubs is to just say like, fuck it, I worked my ass off all week. I'm like sitting in an office or whatever the fuck I'm doing.

I'm going to face fuck this person right here.

I mean, that's a little extreme, but you know, yeah, just like doing something a little bit— to not sound creepy, but a little bit naughty.

Mike, say panties really quick to end your segment.

Jason, at what age did you realize that you can't make out with anybody in public anymore? Because it'd just be considered a felony.

When I met you.