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I've always watched like— I've always watched like our friends at clubs and like part of it is like I film them making out with random strangers, right? Like, that's kind of the fun part. Like, Ilya will do it. Ilya will make out with a random girl. My friends from my hometown will make out with a random girl. And I'll just be like, you know, that seems like a lot of fun. Like, and I'll be recording behind the camera just like kind of crying. Like, that seems like fun. Like, you'll never see this person again, but you're kind of just doing it just because you're in this club. And it's just like, wow, who cares? Like, I, you know, I've been drinking a little bit, the music's fun. And there's something about PDA that's kind of fun, right?
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and I'm horny as shit.
No, like, you kind of realize, like, after something like this, like, the whole world every day is just Russian roulette. Like, Overnight, the world can change. So just do whatever you want. Just like, do what you want to do, you know, meet cool people, have…
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I've always watched like— I've always watched like our friends at clubs and like part of it is like I film them making out with random strangers, right? Like, that's kind of the fun part. Like, Ilya will do it. Ilya will make out with a random girl. My friends from my hometown will make out with a random girl. And I'll just be like, you know, that seems like a lot of fun. Like, and I'll be record…
That's why people go to clubs, is to have fun and like I mean, everyone has their reasons, but like, a big reason of going to clubs is to just say like, fuck it, I worked my ass off all week. I'm like sitting in an office or whatever the fuck I'm doing.
I'm going to face fuck this person right here.
I mean, that's a little extreme, but you know, yeah, just like doing something a little bit— to not sound creepy, but a little bit naughty.