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David Meets Spongebob

A vibrator. No way.

June 8, 202025:01David
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Jason24:38
Keep you off the market, I guess.
David24:40
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna look at me a lot different when I have a girlfriend. You're gonna be like, wow, what did I fucking miss out on? Yeah, he's so cute. He's so charming. He's so nice. And most importantly, his head of hair is not receding. It's really ni…
Jason24:56
Yeah, fucked up. What's the craziest product that someone's come to you to put your name on that was just totally ridiculous?
David25:01
A vibrator. No way.
Jason25:05
Yeah, someone came to you, was like, we'll make a clickbait vibrator.
David25:07
No, it's not clickbait. Vibrator. So you know that there's David's vlog? Yeah, it was going to be called David's Log. Shut up.
Ilya25:14
Somebody actually came to you with this? No, I mean, it's not—