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David Meets Spongebob

Yeah, yeah, you're gonna look at me a lot different when I have a girlfriend. You're gonna be like, wow, what did I fucking miss out on? Yeah, he's so cute. He's so charming. He's so nice. And most importantly, his head of hair is not receding. It's really nice. Oh man, watch it. Yeah, sorry.

June 8, 202024:40David
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Ilya24:26
That's fucked because he's so fucking immature and irresponsible.
David24:32
Look at her, she's just fucking trying to make sure no girl dates me. Yeah, look at her, she wants me all to herself.
Jason24:38
Keep you off the market, I guess.
David24:40
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna look at me a lot different when I have a girlfriend. You're gonna be like, wow, what did I fucking miss out on? Yeah, he's so cute. He's so charming. He's so nice. And most importantly, his head of hair is not receding. It's really nice. Oh man, watch it. Yeah, sorry.
Jason24:56
Yeah, fucked up. What's the craziest product that someone's come to you to put your name on that was just totally ridiculous?
David25:01
A vibrator. No way.
Jason25:05
Yeah, someone came to you, was like, we'll make a clickbait vibrator.