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I say this every podcast. Literally every podcast, I think it opens up with Hey guys, I'm David and I'm still single. It's crazy, I can't believe I became that guy that like jokes about being single so often. But yeah, no, I'm ready to date. Why are you fucki…
That's fucked because he's so fucking immature and irresponsible.
Look at her, she's just fucking trying to make sure no girl dates me. Yeah, look at her, she wants me all to herself.
Keep you off the market, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna look at me a lot different when I have a girlfriend. You're gonna be like, wow, what did I fucking miss out on? Yeah, he's so cute. He's so charming. He's so nice. And most importantly, his head of hair is not receding. It's really ni…
Yeah, fucked up. What's the craziest product that someone's come to you to put your name on that was just totally ridiculous?
A vibrator. No way.