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David Meets Spongebob

He's always on hold. And he's like, and he'll like take up like these weird side hobbies. Like one day he'll learn how to do a Rubik's Cube. Then someday he'll learn how like Jenga bricks are made. Like he'll just look up random like how-to videos online. Like today he ordered a skateboard, but it's not coming for 2 weeks. So he made it his mission to go out and buy another skateboard in the meantime. Like, he just does weird shit.

June 8, 20204:27David
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Jason4:07
How would your dad know that Ilya is quiet?
David4:08
That's what I'm saying. Like, if he's— if he's on my Instagram story, he's probably talking. He's like, how the fuck do you notice? He's quiet. Because I noticed that when he moved out here, I was like, damn, Ilya is like a lot quieter than— I guess I never l…
Ilya4:26
Always on hold.
David4:27
He's always on hold. And he's like, and he'll like take up like these weird side hobbies. Like one day he'll learn how to do a Rubik's Cube. Then someday he'll learn how like Jenga bricks are made. Like he'll just look up random like how-to videos online. Like today he ordered a skateboard, but it's not coming for 2 weeks. So he made it his mission to go out and buy another skateboard in the mean…
Jason4:47
He got a heavy bag outside.
David4:49
Yeah, he bought like a boxing bag outside. Yeah, well, he's the most productive unproductive person I've ever met in my life.
Ilya4:55
Here's the thing, you, you would like me to sit down with you, like be on TikTok and not do anything. Like, that's what your theory is.