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David Meets Spongebob
He's always on hold. And he's like, and he'll like take up like these weird side hobbies. Like one day he'll learn how to do a Rubik's Cube. Then someday he'll learn how like Jenga bricks are made. Like he'll just look up random like how-to videos online. Like today he ordered a skateboard, but it's not coming for 2 weeks. So he made it his mission to go out and buy another skateboard in the meantime. Like, he just does weird shit.
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How would your dad know that Ilya is quiet?
That's what I'm saying. Like, if he's— if he's on my Instagram story, he's probably talking. He's like, how the fuck do you notice? He's quiet. Because I noticed that when he moved out here, I was like, damn, Ilya is like a lot quieter than— I guess I never l…
Always on hold.
He's always on hold. And he's like, and he'll like take up like these weird side hobbies. Like one day he'll learn how to do a Rubik's Cube. Then someday he'll learn how like Jenga bricks are made. Like he'll just look up random like how-to videos online. Like today he ordered a skateboard, but it's not coming for 2 weeks. So he made it his mission to go out and buy another skateboard in the mean…
He got a heavy bag outside.
Yeah, he bought like a boxing bag outside. Yeah, well, he's the most productive unproductive person I've ever met in my life.
Here's the thing, you, you would like me to sit down with you, like be on TikTok and not do anything. Like, that's what your theory is.