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David Meets Spongebob
Kitchen sponge. Imagine he walks in. You're like, dude, you expect— especially when you see Squidward's house and Patrick's rock, you kind of just—
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And then I have penis on the inside of my mouth.
What does that mean? Is that what you got for your 18th birthday? Do we talk about this already? SpongeBob is really fucking short. If you were to walk in here right now, he's genuinely— you Google it. He is the size of a sponge.
Kitchen sponge.
Kitchen sponge. Imagine he walks in. You're like, dude, you expect— especially when you see Squidward's house and Patrick's rock, you kind of just—
SpongeBob walked in right now, I'd be like, whoa, 2020 is fucking crazy.
You think he'd knock? He probably wouldn't be. We wouldn't hear him. It'd just be a sponge.
Like, yeah, that's what he sounds like when he walks.