David Meets Robert Downey Jr

I don't want the— I don't want the fans to think I'm weird, but like, like, when you masturbate— let me explain. Like, when you're next to David in person, like, he's kind of— he's just kind of goofy. He's more his person. It's more like about personality tha…

He's kind of almost, almost a little nerdy, but almost kind of a fucking loser.

But then on TV, and you guys can attest to this if you watch the Teen Choice Awards or go walk— go back and watch it, he looked kind of studly. Like he had like a 5 o'clock shadow. A little—

You look tall. You look like an athlete. I was like, he's not— he looks taller than he is. Maybe—

I don't know how tall Lucy is, but people are gonna watch me on TV and they're gonna go, wow, he looks like a fucking loser here. I can't imagine how he looks in person. Jason's— if Jason thought this was sexy—

no, I mean, you're always winning, David. You always come out on top.