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David Meets Robert Downey Jr

yeah, if you're watching this with your parents, like, have the discussion right now. Yeah, look to your parents and go, hey, listen, I fucking— I watch porn. You know, just turn to your parents and go, I've watched porn. And parents, if you're watching with your kids, turn to your kids and just ask them right now, straight up ask them, do you jerk off? Ask your son that right now and start the conversation, and maybe you guys will be closer.

August 15, 201933:23David
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Jason32:51
Some kids on his way to college.
David32:53
And you know, it was going so great because we were talking about like— 3-way? No, because it was going great because we were talking about like following your dreams. And you know, the mom was like, okay, okay, Stuart, Adam, I understand why you watch this,…
Jason33:14
And then we fucked it up by you talking about blowing your load in a If you're on your way looking at colleges and you're in the passenger seat and your mom is driving—
David33:23
yeah, if you're watching this with your parents, like, have the discussion right now. Yeah, look to your parents and go, hey, listen, I fucking— I watch porn. You know, just turn to your parents and go, I've watched porn. And parents, if you're watching with your kids, turn to your kids and just ask them right now, straight up ask them, do you jerk off? Ask your son that right now and start the c…
Jason33:48
Get this tour of Colgate started. Started in the right way.
David33:52
Yeah. Okay.
Jason33:53
We're going to give you a moment of silence now.