David Meets His Idol
I don't watch The Wiggles or Sesame Street and go, fuck these guys. These guys are 40 years old and they're idiots. The song Fruit Salad is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. You don't do that because they're the Wiggles, and you understand that they play on PBS Kids, and that's why they're there, because they're there for kids. But the problem with the internet is everyone's content is on the same page. Everyone's uploading it onto YouTube, or everyone's putting it on Vine. So it's all mixed. So NBC, PBS Kids, Disney Channel, They're all thrown into one feed. So when an older person just got done watching a news article about how Barack Obama just saved a bunch of kids, and now it's a new video about a boy trying to hit on a girl, they're confused. And they're like, I don't want to fucking see this fuckboy. Do you know what I mean? But I don't know. I'm kind of getting lost because I'm not like—