David Meets His Idol

I understand, the shoes stink. Smell bad, but you love them and you're keeping them around.

Not that I love them. I can't bend down to put my shoes on anymore. These shoes I can slide my feet in, and when I get up in the morning, I'm so old I cannot bend down to tie my shoes. So these are good because I just pop them in.

You are a sad, pathetic guy.

All right, what's up guys? It's the Views Podcast. I'm David, that's Jason. Um, yeah, you get the— you get the gist of things. I feel like the intro kind of just said it all. Jason's obviously 45.

I'm hiding my feet right now under the couch so they like won't smell.

He's hiding it like under his ass cheeks, like he's sitting— he's sitting on his feet. Like that's gonna make him smell, which I imagine the second he pulls them out it'll be this new smell that I've never even— I've never smelled before.