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David Meets His Idol

I mean, I heard like, like friends outside of my group would like tell me that they were getting laid, but they weren't close enough to me where it would bother me. Uh, they were just like, I had this one kid who was like, yeah, I had sex with Tiffany in the morning. Yeah, right before, before school. And I was like, before fucking school? And he's like, yeah. And then I got home from after school and Rachel came over and I had sex with her. And that story like stuck with me for like maybe 2 years of my high school life, and I would tell it to other people, and people would think I was kidding. They'd be like, there's no way that happened. There's no way this guy had sex with 2 different girls in one day. Uh, and like, yeah, stories like that would be fucking insane. But none of my friends would have sex. None of my friends were even like making out with anybody.

March 9, 201931:16David
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Jason31:11
Oh really?
David31:12
Yeah.
Jason31:12
Oh my God, I was friends with the biggest assholes. Oh, the biggest.
David31:16
I mean, I heard like, like friends outside of my group would like tell me that they were getting laid, but they weren't close enough to me where it would bother me. Uh, they were just like, I had this one kid who was like, yeah, I had sex with Tiffany in the morning. Yeah, right before, before school. And I was like, before fucking school? And he's like, yeah. And then I got home from after schoo…
Jason32:01
We had a— we had a kid in school, his name was Garth Temple, and he didn't give a fuck about anything. He was Garth Temple, really good looking. Skinny, like kind of muscular, but like didn't play sports. They wanted him to, you know what I mean? But he was l…
David32:16
Oh, I know those kids.
Jason32:16
And, and didn't give a fuck about school. Wasn't mean to anybody. You could not— it wasn't a bully, but if you fuck with him, he beat the fuck out of you.