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David Meets His Idol
Like, yeah, like, well yeah, I have sex with Michelle. And you're like, okay, I guess, uh, oh, that's weird. I'm the only one here.
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No, I mean, I don't know. I was, I was a fucking little kid, so I was like really like really weird about it.
Well, it's funny when like you find out that your friends are like having sex and you're not, and it's like, oh yeah, that wasn't with my friend group. I remember like being like, like, oh well, because you know, like, you know, they're gonna go have sex, and…
Oh wow, they have sex?
Like, yeah, like, well yeah, I have sex with Michelle. And you're like, okay, I guess, uh, oh, that's weird. I'm the only one here.
Were you the last person in your friend group getting anything.
Yeah, yeah. And I used to hear stories about like— I was friends with like all the athletes, but I wasn't an athlete. And then I would— they would, they would come in on Monday the next day and they'd be like, like, oh my God, we all got blowjobs in the same…
All my friends were the same, so none of us got laid, so that was never a problem.