David Looks Up His Crush

Oh, so you'd like— you'd— and you'd fucking pray to God that the hot girl from school would like comment. Likes that. No, likes the truth is, because then you can write on her wall and it's like a big—

fuck, you're being like really open about your crush. You—

I mean, no, you'd still be shy when you comment on their wall. But it's like you only made the status to see how many likes you would get and to get those like 2, 3 people that you really want to like it.

Uh, fuck, like the most popular girls? Yeah, I think I was pulling like probably 70 to 90. Damn. Yeah, which is pretty badass.

But like, pretty badass.

There would be like really hot girls that are like the popular girls in Lake County, like that, like come to the fair and you're like, oh my God, she's fucking here. Like, uh, like when she was there, it was like a big deal. Um, she could pull 250 likes on a…