David Looks Up His Crush

So, and you're like, you're an astronaut bouncing around Mars. That's basically the game.

Okay.

There's no concept to it. You're just bouncing around. It's very early 2000s game.

I was 14 and I bounced up to like somebody who's a female in the game and I was like, hey, and I started chatting her up and I lied to her about my age because I figured obviously like you can't be on there when you're 14.

Yeah.

So I was like, hey, I'm 20 years old. And you flirt with the other astronauts. And she goes, "Hey, I'm 15." And I fucking freaked out. I was like, "Fuck! She's my age!