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David Looks Up His Crush
All right, sounds like a hungry guy anymore. Nothing's real. I know, damn it, nothing's real. I mean, Jake Paul's not real.
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John would work extra hard if I had beef jerky in my pocket. But you know what? I actually don't think these Napoleon facts are real.
Oh.
Because the next one says Napoleon famously wore his hat sideways so he could stash a big baguette in the fold.
All right, sounds like a hungry guy anymore. Nothing's real. I know, damn it, nothing's real. I mean, Jake Paul's not real.
No, Jake Paul's actually gay. I actually, you know what, I don't— I mean, who knows, maybe Napoleon was like really vibey like this. No, oh, Bonaparte, there we go. At least we, at least we figured out the last name.
Is that it for the fun facts? He just fed people and—
well, I can't give you more after that fucking one that says he put a baguette in his hat.