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David Looks Up His Crush
John would work extra hard if I had beef jerky in my pocket. But you know what? I actually don't think these Napoleon facts are real.
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You want to hand out mints to them.
I want to hand out mints or like Tootsie Rolls or something. I think that'd be fun.
Try the meat with John Castro. See if he'll take it.
John would work extra hard if I had beef jerky in my pocket. But you know what? I actually don't think these Napoleon facts are real.
Oh.
Because the next one says Napoleon famously wore his hat sideways so he could stash a big baguette in the fold.
All right, sounds like a hungry guy anymore. Nothing's real. I know, damn it, nothing's real. I mean, Jake Paul's not real.