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David Living His Dreams
Trust me, the ones I've seen, the pants rip way too easily for it to be Lululemon quality.
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Yeah, I know you've been around, but I didn't know how much you've been visiting Pornhub. I just found it to be kind of a waste, you know? Why you gotta rip the yoga pants? These are— I don't know if you've seen the price of yoga pants lately, but at Lululemo…
They're not ripping Lululemon.
These are really nice. You're probably not watching the high-quality rip yoga porn that I've been seeing then.
Trust me, the ones I've seen, the pants rip way too easily for it to be Lululemon quality.
I don't know about that.
These look like high quality last night. For me, I would say too, I would like to see the porn where they take the pants off, fold them, and put them away nicely. That would probably—
that would be better for me. Seen like the guy on Pornhub that posts videos like, um, had breakfast with my stepsister, didn't touch each other, just had a good time? You haven't seen those?