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David Living His Dreams

Yeah, you be nice to Jason. We were in the elevator. Oh my fucking goodness. We were in the elevator. It was just me and Jason and this other woman and a man. And we were leaving the place. It was like 9-story elevator ride. So it was pretty slow. And the woman goes, where do I know you from? To Jason. And he goes, "I don't know. You know what? I think I matched with you somewhere." And she goes, "What?" And he goes, "Probably like some dating app." And she's like, "Oh yeah, one of the dating apps." And that was like the wrong thing to say. He said this right as she's standing next to who we found out soon was her fucking boyfriend.

March 1, 20202:01David
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Jason1:54
Sometimes that really is the litmus test for Dave. It's like, that's how he weeds people out.
David1:58
When people are nice to Jason, it's like, it's like they're being nice to my kid.
Jason2:00
I'm like, yeah, man.
David2:01
Yeah, you be nice to Jason. We were in the elevator. Oh my fucking goodness. We were in the elevator. It was just me and Jason and this other woman and a man. And we were leaving the place. It was like 9-story elevator ride. So it was pretty slow. And the woman goes, where do I know you from? To Jason. And he goes, "I don't know. You know what? I think I matched with you somewhere." And she goes,…
Jason2:35
She pushed me for the answer and then it just came out. She was like, "How do I know you? How do I know you?" And I go, "I think we matched." On an app?
David2:42
Yeah, on a dating app.
Jason2:43
Yeah. And then, and then her boyfriend was right there and I felt so bad. And then we were kind of past it and she goes, oh yeah, the apps like that. And David goes, hang on, hang on, which app? Which app did you guys match on?