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David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

No, no, 100%. No, she was recording a Snapchat. She was, she She was whipping and neighing while I was bawling my eyes out. No, I wasn't even crying. It was like a little tear. Like, it was like, ah, I'm happy. She caught you. But I saw them— no, she didn't catch me. But I saw— I watched the movie About Time, and it's like, it's my favorite movie, and I cry every single fucking time.

November 2, 201739:10David
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Jason38:54
And then what did she say?
David38:55
She says, "Pussy." And then she punches me in the dick. Uh, no, no, no, she's totally cool. Usually when I cry, she's crying too because we're watching something or listening— not listening, it's usually when we watch something.
Jason39:08
You weren't both crying listening to Congratulations?
David39:10
No, no, 100%. No, she was recording a Snapchat. She was, she She was whipping and neighing while I was bawling my eyes out. No, I wasn't even crying. It was like a little tear. Like, it was like, ah, I'm happy. She caught you. But I saw them— no, she didn't catch me. But I saw— I watched the movie About Time, and it's like, it's my favorite movie, and I cry every single fucking time.
Jason39:32
About Time, what's that about?
David39:34
It's about this guy who has the ability to go back in time and kill Hitler. No, I'm kidding.
Jason39:39
That'd be fucking weird. And buy Tesla stock.